I'm betting it will "seat seven"

What it needs is to be a TDI, all seats need to be stow-and-go so it can be completely flat on the inside, solid F&R axles, steel roof rack, pre wired for roof and hood outlets/lights (like the snow plow package for large trucks) battery in the back but have plenty of room under the hood for a 2nd, alternator on TOP of the engine!!!, F&R lockers, and at least 33"s all stock. Is that too much to ask? Did I miss anything?