The zombie apocalypse has just begun… the objects immediately to your left and to your right are your only weapons… what are they?

Mine: (2x) "L" brackets for hanging projector screens, 24oz KHAOS monster, (2x) pair of wire snips,small bundle of baby blue zipties, headlamp, flathead screwdriver, car keys, and an orange... Let's do this!
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