The name of the guy that refused me service was Norm Irving.

Ironically enough, he is the Service Manager at Boulder Nissan. I can only imagine how his subordinates act.

On a side note, I went in to Tynan's today to get it looked at. Cyclemut helped me out a lot and got it all covered under warranty! Thanks!

(Turns out it was just the wiring harness for the positive terminal that didn't have a good connection. Apparently there was a few marks from where the battery tried arc welding it to the terminal.)