Whatsup gang!

I need a quick list of sure fire ways to get flamed on XOC!? You know the drill. Keep it simple...having a little fun in Photoshop.....

So let me start:

1 - Why wont my XTerra go over 95 MPH?
2a - I want to lower my X
2b - WIll 22" wheels fit?
2c - Will 35" tires fit?
3 - My A/C fan etc only works on speed 4!
4 - I want to turbocharge my X

Now some of those garner flames, while others garner just "SEARCH FIRST!"

HELP! WHAT ELSE??? Please keep it simple!

MGJ