yeesh. I can't help ya (too far away and no winch) - but hopefully someone will. Good luck.

ETA: I posted up on the texas nissan trucks board for ya. TNT doesn't have a lot of active SA members tho

ETA ETA: You did a LOT of things wrong to get yourself in this position - and you might get some callous responses for it - but hopefully someone will take pity on you and help you out and save the berating for later