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Originally posted by KJ_dragon:
The statistical growth of Islam is misleading. Because by law, if you convert to anything - they are obligated to kill you - this essentially makes Islam hereditary.
And here I thought all that beer and pork rinds and banging Jewish girls woulda washed it off of me. Nope...turns out I'm still in the club.

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Originally posted by KJ_dragon:
I met a guy who grew up as a Muslim in Egypt. He converted to Christianity and was ready to face the consequences (death). His parents were responsible for killing him for converting, but because his older brother had just recently died in a car accident - and his parents could not bare to lose another son - they let him live.
Wow...his parents musta been some real pansies. I keep waiting for my Dad to kill my Mom for being a white liberal Scots Presbyterian, and me and my brother for being alcoholic pork-munching libertarian agnostic apostates, but nope. He's all kababs and smiles. Hell, I figure he'd better kill Mom before she kills him with flax seed wheat germ whole bran yogurt smoothies, but he's probably more at risk of exploding from excess gas than a bomb vest. Considering there's no such thing as a moderate muslim, his sleeper cell must be sleepin' reeeeeeal deep. Yeah, that's it. Someday he'll go jihad.