Ladies and gentlemen, the solution to the whole failure to assimilate is quite simple. If they won't join you, you invade them. I'm all for moving into a neighborhood that is blasting the prayer call and playing the bagpipes. I'll walk down the street in a kilt and order a bit of kabab or najudge (Phonetically spelled Arabic for chicken). Eventually I'll have the same impact as I did in the small Iraqi village of Umm Eneej - kids dancing to a very bad rendition of Scotland the Brave. I play Amazing Grace much better. There is nothing quite like the sound of the bagpipes broadcasting across the desert at night. Eventually the kids will start fucking and you'll have Arab looking kids with blue eyes named Andrew running around. Either that or they will move. If they react with violence, then you have proven that they are a violent people. Man, I really need to change my branch.