Actually that's two words

That's it?

That wasn't worth a bowl of popcorn...

Shahram's Troll-jo has been taken from him.

Good Stuff, very informative. If collage text books read like this thread, there would have been no putting em down.

Hell, I've been sitting here refreshing every 5 mins. since the last post.

Hint... Hint

Totally. I've been humbled. I couldn't troll to save my own life at this moment. I've been....castrated of the ability to offend.

We heard about you Shahram...we know where you live...

Good. Bitches had it coming.

Shahram

do you constantly deflect sincerity in real life too?

Why do you ask? Are you concerned that the Great Pumpkin might pass my pumpkin patch up this year?

Well let me tell you, there are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: politics, religion, and the Great Pumpkin.

And yet you still show up to troll every thread on those topics.

Somebody start a Great Pumpkin thread just to prove my point.

Ladies and gentlemen, the solution to the whole failure to assimilate is quite simple. If they won't join you, you invade them. I'm all for moving into a neighborhood that is blasting the prayer call and playing the bagpipes. I'll walk down the street in a kilt and order a bit of kabab or najudge (Phonetically spelled Arabic for chicken). Eventually I'll have the same impact as I did in the small Iraqi village of Umm Eneej - kids dancing to a very bad rendition of Scotland the Brave. I play Amazing Grace much better. There is nothing quite like the sound of the bagpipes broadcasting across the desert at night. Eventually the kids will start fucking and you'll have Arab looking kids with blue eyes named Andrew running around. Either that or they will move. If they react with violence, then you have proven that they are a violent people. Man, I really need to change my branch.

Coming to America
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Speaking of Islam......

One of the world's most famous.... or infamous for that matter... terrorist imams, Abu Hamza, is on his way to the United States.

He is being extradited to the US on terrorism charges.

Link....

He's famous not only for his support of jihad and Islamic terrorism and his speeches on the streets of London calling for the death of the West and all infidels...... but for his one eye and two hooks for hands.

He claims he lost his hands fighting the Soviets in Afghanistan but that is bullshit. They were blown off years ago while he was manufacturing a bomb.





Here he is in the picture below with one of his jihad warriors. Rumor has it that guy had the unfortunate job of holding Hamza's dick while he pissed and wiping his ass after he took a shit. It's a little rough doing that with a pair of hooks. They all have to make sacrifices for Allah....



In the photo below he is leading his jihad warriors in a public street service calling for the death of the West outside the Finsbury Mosque in London. They are just concluding the ass sniffing part of the ceremony...



A few members of his fan club...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMvOdgQ-1EQ

That's the new guest of the American taxpayer. For a while at least.

That fucker needs to be stood up against a wall and shot. Love the banner from his fan club

You gotta admit, for a bad guy, that's one bad lookin' bad guy. He's a Golan Globus movie casting agent's wet dream, this guy. They'd have casted him in Delta Force, but they were afraid he'd make Chuck Norris shit in his Action Jeans. Odd Job? Jaws? Fuckin' Bond movie bad guys are fuckin' fags compared to this dude. Darth Vader? Meh. Freddy Kreuger? Pfffft! This dude is like if Charles Manson and Ernst Blofeld had a baby, and then Candyman fucked the baby and knocked up the baby and then the baby shat out a one-armed scar-face hairy serial killer baby.

This dude would be that baby.

So, just to re-cap:



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...And knowing is half the battle!

Just the fact you put Chaka in there is funny as shit.

i didnt know that humans can have a hook as a hand for real!!

thought it was only allowed in peter pan

Not to mention that



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First Roy in the other post, now Chaka and Travis!
Damn you Shahram. Damn you!!!!!!!!