(1) 20 oz Mountain Dew.

This is my morning beverage. Costs about a quarter of what a Double mocha frappe latte flippy slappy whacky does at Starbucks.

Coffee = Yuck. Never acquired a taste for it. If I'm going to drink something that tastes that bad early in the morning, it might as weel start with an L, end in an R, and have IQUO in the middle.