#138886 - 18/09/0708:05 PMRe: Coffee for you Yuppies
NY Madman
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Originally posted by Shahram:
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Originally posted by NY Madman: [b]
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Originally posted by Shahram:
[b]I love how people consider themselves cooler and more edgy for not buying coffee from the place that they think people who think of themselves as cool and edgy buy their coffee from.
Ooh, how cool and edgy.
Starbucks drinkers are bombarded on all sides by people who either hate coffee altogether and must let everyone know they prefer Mountain Dew or Pit Bull EXTREME, blustering rednecks who are public about their preference of bitter, steaming watery acid laxative served up at their local Fuckin' Donuts or Vietnamese-run Fuk Yu G.I. Donut House, or worse, coffee über-snobs who import, roast and grind their own beans and turn their discriminating noses up at the lowly pedestrian Starbucks swiller.
Starbucks offers a consistent product at a consistent price, not as shitty as the diarrhea juice at the Donut Hole, not the little cup of heaven you had on your honeymoon in Costa Rica. It doesn't cost 8 cents a gallon, but then again there is the convenience of not having to renew your passport, grow it, roast it, or grind it yourself. They even put it in a cup for you.
It's just coffee, people. A product meant for consumption. Not a social statement, not an identity badge, not a political affiliation. Roasted beans soaked in hot water.
So get the fuck over yourselves.
So, basically, you are saying that you are a Starbucks customer.[/b]
No, I'm saying your mom is a two-bit whore with six different kinds of pussy cancer. I don't know where you got me being a Starbucks drinker out of that post, but oh well.
And thanks for illustrating my point so beautifully, you down-to-Earth blue collar hero, you!
Overcompensation huh?
Turtles![/b]
You go on a rant criticizing people who do not like Starbucks or coffee in general. You then criticize every other major retail outlet selling coffee except for Starbucks.
Then when I peg you as a Starbucks customer, in your warped mind, that somehow invites an attack on my mother.
You are a real low class piece of shit Shahram. Regardless of how many insults are thrown around between you and I, calling my mother a whore, or anyone else's mother a whore, is beyond the pale.
Even though you are a guy who was spawned from a low class Islamic culture that treats it's women like slaves and animals, I would never stoop so low as to call your mother a whore regardless of the insults traded back and forth between you and I. Regardless of how easy that would be considering your background.
You're just a low class piece of shit Shahram. A low class piece of shit who drinks Starbucks.