I was thinking of getting involved in this thread...then I read it. You guys are brutal! If you want Catholic beliefs straight from the Vatican's mouth, check out the Catechism - it outlines everything.

http://www.vatican.va/archive/ccc_css/archive/catechism/ccc_toc.htm

There are many sites on the web that have searchable Catechisms as well.

Have fun!! With work and everything, I don't have time for this.