My religion dictates I never wash my Xterra.
Mud must be adheared at all times.

Moab is Mecca and I am praying for all the pilgrims doing their hajj this year.

Thou shalt shrock and snorkel.

Thou shalt not bash thine heep owners. We're only in it for the mileage. Really!

Thou shalt help thine unlocked brothers.

Thou shalt look out for the Hummers and FJ's 'cause with those tiny windows they may not have your vision.