Shahram has made me chuckle.

This should be made into a Lifetime movie:

Shahram:

Lost frustrates the hell out of me. It's like my junkie ex-girlfriend coming home after three days when she said she was going out for smokes and I'm frantic and pissed and yelling "MY GOD!!! WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN AND WHERE IS THE FUCKING RENT MONEY?!?!"
And she yells "YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH!!! YOU DON'T TRUST ME!!! YOU'RE JUST LIKE MY FATHER!!!"
And I yell, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!"
And then she grabs her sweater and says, "My guru said you were gonna try and steal my soul. He was right. I should have listened to him three years ago."
And I'm like "Guru? What guru? You have a guru?"
And then she storms out the front door and dives into a waiting limo, which speeds off before I can see anyone else inside. And now I have to wait like a week before I find out where she's been and where's the rent money, and who is this fucking guru? What is she, taking yoga classes? What the fuck!
And then next week she shows up with a mohawk and she's married to some Croatian mobster dude so he can get a green card, and I still don't know where the rent money is, and I've completely forgotten to ask about the guru, and a midget clown is humping my leg.

That's what watching Lost is like.

Originally posted by Shahram:

As I am sure many of you know that I was incarcerated with Ian. We did a nickel at San Quentin together, and he was totally cool, for a white dude. There were a lot of peckerwoods at Q, especially on D-Block, that could get you just about anything you wanted: a joint, extra smokes, speed bump, or whatever. But Ian, that mofo was what you'd call a master smuggler. That dude could smuggle anything, anywhere, anytime. Last I heard, him and his old lady were smuggling minks and sables out of Siberia underneath Ian's shirt.

This was a magical moment:

kmoving's greatest hits:

I deal with lucrative contracts daily when a vendor or manufacturer does not live up to thier contracts they are graded and eventually dropped.

Did you know that the bible was created as a tool to control the masses?, what better way to control people than by fear?

Yea, looks good in the parking lot, if you give me a min or two, got to scan them in, I will show you what it looked like rolled when 4wheelin, $9,000.00 to fix, and another time, after I went off a 30' drop head on $11,000.00 to fix, yea I go extreme off road.

say what you will
but you all know that what you just saw cost more that your Xterra's

I am not afraid to break something, are you?
If your not afraid then lets see some real off roading, not the text book stuff..

just going extreme, thats what we do in Alaska, it's either put up or shut up!!, Oh and by the way, no shopping cart dings here.

Right now she's in storage because I can only run here seasonal with the Mikuni dual side drafts:

Just because you dont have the money to spend on hobbies like I do is no reason to get nasty.

When you put as much money into your X as I have, then you can talk smack to me, untill then sit back and be one of the (I wish I could have guy's)

Ok, I will cool it down, as far as money I have money and I have a well paying job, I have also dumped a little more that $10,000.00 into my X, who else has done that?

Education, I have a P.E. and E.E. anyone know what those are? thought not.

I know what I am talking about, and while we are on the subject, what was that comment about me making my own sliders, dont have to, that is what the people that have no education are for, cheap labor.

End of subject.

We'll miss him.