One of my all time favorites. Dang I love this guy!

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Originally posted by Shahram:
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Originally posted by Ruger1022:
[b]...it seems that the last customer bought a whopping $1.20's worth...
Dude probably had his wife in the car, she thought they needed gas, he knew that they could totally make it. It'd be close, but they could make it. The low fuel light would go on, and he'd have to hear her bitch about it for the next hour, so he relents and pulls up to the pump. He's out of the car, reaching for his wallet, which contains the tiny plastic cards which represent the dwindling amounts in his checking account. He's fuming. He knows his vehicle. Knows he could totally make it. She doesn't know shit about cars, he grumbles to himself, she doesn't know what this baby can do. He slips his card into the receptacle. Weekend getaway. Shit...meeting her parents and loser brother in the middle of Bumfuck isn't my idea of a weekend getaway. I wanted to go to the Dodger game...but nooooooooo...bitch. As that first gallon trickles into the tank, he realizes the price of gas at this station is highway robbery. Rape. Humiliation. And before that first $1.20 is in, he lunges for the pump, rips it out of the car, and it's back on the rack. He'd walk home to Cerritos before he'd pay that much for gas. It's the principle of the thing. He gets back in the car, looks at his wife with scorn in his eyes.
"That was quick," she says.
"Shut the fuck up."

Nope, I don't know nothin' about it. Never happened. :rolleyes: [/b]