$65k and a ass raping does not sound fun to me either (thats was funny) do not forget it would be a daily ass raping squeal like piggy.
Two chicks at the same time I would think if you had $65k you could hook that up chicks dig money man.(sorry had to elaborate a little).
I would turn it in while crying all the way home, It would be nice if they gave you a little something for turning it in. That is a lot of money and MODS.
Me and Jim from shrockworks could be come very good friends. Got to go breast commercials on.