Speaking of "stupid lax," my buddy Chris ran into a convenience store for a cup of coffee on his way to church last Sunday. He left his Jeep Cherokee running.... came out literally 3 minutes later and it was gone. Cops found it four hours later, stuffed to the brim with $3,000 worth of shit the perps bought at Wal-Mart with the check-card they found in Chris's Jeep.

The cops looked at the surveilance video and saw the bad guy walk right out of the McDonald's next door. He was in the jeep before Chris even poured his coffee.

The lesson for me is, Wal-Mart will allow anyone to buy anything with literally anyone's checks, check cards or credentials!