Uh...do you know who you're talking to, pal? This room isn't filled with Rhodes Scholars, in case you hadn't noticed. Try using logic on people with whom it is effective. You can't explain Wadsworth to a sunflower, and for your logical queries, you sure as shit ain't gonna get more of a response than an angry, bitter, emotionally driven rant from some overcompensating moron whose Daddy hit him too hard.

Let's stick to ignorant, reactionary tirades. It's what we do best.

Thanks.