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#17144 - 11/04/03 10:18 AM Best Bumper Stickers
PDXterra Offline
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Registered: 27/02/03
Posts: 857
Loc: Portland, OR
Saw one this morning that made me bust up laughing:

"This delinquent is banging your honor student"

Now THAT is tight.

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#17145 - 11/04/03 10:33 AM Re: Best Bumper Stickers
mm33 Offline
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Registered: 17/12/02
Posts: 57
Loc: LI
Saw one on the way down south.

BORN TO FUCK

Pretty good [Too much XOC] wink :p
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#17146 - 11/04/03 10:39 AM Re: Best Bumper Stickers
JayX Offline
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Registered: 13/03/03
Posts: 108
Loc: Western NY
I always liked:

Keep honking, I'm reloading. [Freak]

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#17147 - 11/04/03 10:43 AM Re: Best Bumper Stickers
Ag Bullet Offline
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Registered: 26/04/02
Posts: 550
Loc: Garner, NC
My most recent sighting was this:

Nuke Thier Ass and Take Thier Gas!
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#17148 - 11/04/03 11:20 AM Re: Best Bumper Stickers
OffroadX Offline
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Registered: 17/08/00
Posts: 13696
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Whoever made that one needs to learn to spell laugh

Brent
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#17149 - 11/04/03 07:10 PM Re: Best Bumper Stickers
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Registered: 28/02/03
Posts: 353
Loc: DE
Mean People
KICK ASS!!!
mad
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Now proud owner of a '05 Mazda 3 HB!!

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#17150 - 11/04/03 07:54 PM Re: Best Bumper Stickers
Ramness Offline
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Registered: 29/09/00
Posts: 5448
Loc: Snellville, GA (Atlanta)
My favorite as seen on the back of a Repo mans Tow Truck

"Final Notice"
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Garfield 2011 Red Brick Pro-4X
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#17151 - 11/04/03 09:07 PM Re: Best Bumper Stickers
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Registered: 17/11/00
Posts: 4364
Loc: AZ
I like JEEPS they taste like chicken. got it on my truck. My mechanic likes it. Some Jeep owners don't judging from their response.

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#17152 - 11/04/03 09:09 PM Re: Best Bumper Stickers
Aero Steve Offline
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Registered: 26/12/01
Posts: 2527
Loc: Land of OZ - Home of the Jayha...
"Life's too short to dance with fat chicks"

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#17153 - 11/04/03 09:24 PM Re: Best Bumper Stickers
Bobby_X Offline
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Registered: 14/03/02
Posts: 814
I've a Darwin Fish!

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#17154 - 12/04/03 06:03 AM Re: Best Bumper Stickers
J7Xterra Offline
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Registered: 12/07/02
Posts: 26
I've found Jesus, he's in the trunk

---carlin
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#17155 - 12/04/03 06:08 AM Re: Best Bumper Stickers
TrialsX Offline
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Registered: 30/06/01
Posts: 281
Loc: Florida
"I'd rather be driving!"

-Carlin
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#17156 - 12/04/03 07:54 AM Re: Best Bumper Stickers
gr0mit Offline
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Registered: 19/11/00
Posts: 46
Loc: Denver, CO
"Stupidity should be painful."

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#17157 - 12/04/03 09:19 AM Re: Best Bumper Stickers
Big Daddy Chia Offline
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Registered: 12/06/01
Posts: 4442
Loc: Austin, TX
Saw one today that said "I Love Mullets"
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#17158 - 12/04/03 01:04 PM Re: Best Bumper Stickers
Sherbert Offline
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Registered: 15/03/03
Posts: 130
Loc: Texas
"Mean people suck! Why don't you come over here and show me how mean you can be!"

"Does not play well with others."
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Lead me not into temptation, I can find my own way.

My (now sold) 2003 SE-SC Xterra

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#17159 - 12/04/03 06:12 PM Re: Best Bumper Stickers
MyGoldX Offline
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Registered: 23/04/01
Posts: 1317
Loc: Santa Rosa, Ca
" My priest molested your honor student"

"Work harder, millions on welfare need the money"
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#17160 - 13/04/03 07:15 AM Re: Best Bumper Stickers
Badfish Offline
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Registered: 01/04/03
Posts: 19
Loc: Alabama
"Too low for fat hoes"

"fuck more bitch less"

those are funny

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#17161 - 13/04/03 07:27 AM Re: Best Bumper Stickers
Southernx7 Offline
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Registered: 24/03/03
Posts: 1252
Loc: Sunny Florida
on the back of a septic tank company in jax, fl

"we're #1 in a #2 business"
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#17162 - 13/04/03 07:41 AM Re: Best Bumper Stickers
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Registered: 25/08/02
Posts: 372
Loc: RVA
"Mean people suck...nice people swallow"
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#17163 - 14/04/03 01:06 AM Re: Best Bumper Stickers
Costas Offline
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Registered: 29/08/02
Posts: 571
Loc: Burnaby, B.C.
On the back of a TJ (sticker was upside down):

" If you can read this...tip me over"

...it took me a minute... [Laughing]
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#17164 - 14/04/03 07:43 AM Re: Best Bumper Stickers
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Registered: 15/10/02
Posts: 331
Loc: Winnipeg/Calgary Canada
Quote:
Originally posted by Costas:
On the back of a TJ (sticker was upside down):

" If you can read this...tip me over"

...it took me a minute... [Laughing]
I was going to get that for my X, but knowing people these days, I'll return to my X that's sitting on it's roof because some smart ass can read upside down :p

Yesterday I saw:

" I have SARS. Back off, or I'll cough"
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1997 Moss Green Jeep TJ

Homer: What kind of mileage does this thing get?
McBain: One Highway, Zero City

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#17165 - 14/04/03 09:11 AM Re: Best Bumper Stickers
hansojc Offline
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Registered: 15/10/02
Posts: 69
Loc: Columbia, S.C.
"Save the trees, eat more beaver"

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#17166 - 14/04/03 11:19 AM Re: Best Bumper Stickers
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Registered: 20/06/01
Posts: 620
Loc: USA
On an old red Ford F-100.....

"I'm a F.A.G."

Fan Against Gordon

ahhhhhh yes the NASCAR crowd in the south.
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#17167 - 14/04/03 11:27 AM Re: Best Bumper Stickers
electrobuzz Offline
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Registered: 12/01/01
Posts: 2487
Loc: Denver, Colorado
And who can forget the ol' classic:

"Don't like my driving? Dial 1-800-EATSHIT."

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#17168 - 14/04/03 12:11 PM Re: Best Bumper Stickers
Samueul Offline
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Registered: 10/04/01
Posts: 4114
Loc: Pittsburgh, PA. USA
Honk If Parts Fall Off! On the back of my XJ. Hard to see all of it now with the tire though...



People do honk......
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