Also not an offroad stuck but...
I got a 1981 Datsun 210 rear wheel drive stuck in snow in my brother's perfectly level, plowed driveway. There was no one else around and the only shovel I had was from his fireplace and was apparently made of tin foil from the way it bent into a useless pretzel. I actually had to call a tow truck to get pulled six inches to get out.
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Boldly going nowhere.