Originally posted by Smith:
After I got us unstuck I was washing my hands when I noticed some drawings on the fridge, they were signed by several of her children ( I thought she only had one). Evidently she had three boys because the pictures were either signed Love Spanky, Love Tonka, or Love Ross.
So that's my most stuck moment ever. I have not been back to Kentucky since, nor do I plan too.
And you left the light on in the bathroom and the seat up, you bastard!! Momma was maaaaaddd.
Momma says her virginia don't hurt so much any more since your last visit, but we have been sittin' on the front porch waitin' for ya to come back, Smitty (that's what momma calls you).
I lie awake at night and hear momma crying your name, lookin' all tired in the mornin' before she leave for the unemployment office to pick up her check.
We miss you, and wish you would come back to visit, but you don't return momma's calls, and she is so depressed now that all she does is sit around and eat potted meat and vienna sausages. A call from you would really cheer her up.
PS - Are you my new daddy?
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