You miss the point Sean. I am not making fun of your son, little Nikita. I actually feel bad for the kid. I never even knew you had a kid until you mentioned your intention to instruct him in the ways of the penis in another thread a while back (That was a disturbing piece of info). I am making fun of you. By my naming him Nikita, that is a dig on your leftist ideals if you are too thick to have noticed. It really has nothing to do with him. Why would you even mention him and some crazy lunatic ideas of parenting methods if you did not think those that did not like you would ever use it against you as an example of your strange upside down thinking?

Bottom line... don't use your son as a way to exemplify your own insanity. You brought it on yourself. I'll try not to mention him in any future posts. He has enough problems being born into the Lefterson family. After all I am sure he is attending some People's Republic of Taxachusetts diversity preschool. Poor kid....

As far as being a tough guy goes... I don't know. I was never a bully when I was young but I never took any shit from anyone. Did I like to fight? When I felt I was in the right... Yeah I did. Does violence solve problems? You're damn right... sure as shit it does. In the right situations. But that was a long time ago. I'm older and mellow now. The world has changed. Besides... Even I could get locked up for hitting someone now (provable self defense aside and providing there are no cameras or witnesses).

As far as holes in my life.... Yeah I have a hole in my life. Unlike you, my hole is very familiar with the word "douche". Every hole I have ever had in my life was very familiar with it. Maybe in your life it is some kind of a liberal thing. Between yeast and the little friend every month and what not... I don't know how you do it. If being married means no more douche or bush trimming then I will say right now... it's not for me. Oh.. and by the way... I never wanted kids. No little Nikita's for me.

Besides a French looking senator... do you liberals up there also have French hygiene routines?

My life is fine. I am very happy, but thanks for your concern. I have a very large loving family. It seems almost too large at times. As a matter of fact two of them are up in your neck of the woods starting school right now. You wouldn't mind if they came over for dinner one night would you? (No pun or threat intended. College kids need home cooked meals sometimes)

Maybe I should have warned them about the douche aversion of MA liberal women!....They will figure it out for themselves... Next month!