Three things:

1) To the statement above, duh.. really?

2) That twist on my screen name is the best that you can do? If so, how freaking pathetic... That's actually worse than that last one liner that you came up with and I thought that was sad all by itself.

3) I stated that I didn't trust you and I wasn't going to follow the process that you'd prescribed because I didn't trust you to honor your end of the deal. If you think that meant that I was calling you a thief, then so be it. I don't care. I'm just not going to drop the 100 IQ points to your level where your plan sounds smart.

Wise up dude... I can post up each and every email that we've traded and every reader can see how I gave you every opportunity to make this right, but you had to stand your ground, rather than being a man and telling me that you f'ed up on the shipping and that you were sorry.

In fact, if you'd even once owned up to the lousy-ass packing job that you did and taken even one fucking inch of responsibility, you wouldn't be my bitch now. But, because you can't man up and do that, everyone here knows that you are a punk wanna be that already admits will drive so badly at ecxc that he'll get stuck.

Good luck Venus.. I like Yuengling.. So, make sure that you get a case of the premium for me.