Conundrum's quotes are in regular print.
Shahram's bullshit in bold.

I bet you just feel so awesome barging in on some ones thread.

You know what? I DO feel kinda so awesome.

So far off topic that you're lucky I'm not moderating.

Dude, we're ALL lucky you're not moderating. One can take only so many "Isn't Bush Dreamy?" threads.

The first post you put on in that thread was after mine.

And...

You may not say that started anything, nor that I don't read what is going on.

That doesn't make any sense. I may not say that you don't read what's going on? I most certainly do say you don't read what's going on!

Granted, I'm a newbie as far as the Forum goes, but don't be so damn condescending.

Reading what people write before you disagree with them and call them names ("WACKO") isn't rocket science, boy genius, it's a fucking PILLAR of basic interpersonal communication. If pointing that out to you is condescending, then maybe your parents and teachers should have been more condescending.

You are only showing yourself to be elitist and ignorant.

Okay, let me get this straight, you're the one that assumes shit without reading up and knowing the facts and then you take a position that has no basis in reality, and I'm the ignorant one?

Your only thrill in life is tampering with the thoughts of others on this forum.

Not true. I masturbate to internet porn.

How do we know you're not just lurking.

Is that a question?

Post a pic of your X.

I'm the most hardcore 'wheeler on this website. I'm so hardcore, I have my own personal spotter. I'm so hardcore, I 'wheel at the fucking BANK. Check it:

Yeah, it ain't the Rubicon, but so what? Does the Rubicon have a good Taqueria across the street? Yeah, that's what I thought.

I've had mine on many times, because people were nice enough and must have liked me enough to include my pictures with theirs.

I don't even know what to say...congratulations? People like you?

Leave well enough alone and keep your comments on topic.

Just say, "I got nothin'."

Please. :p

No.