Yeah, this has been a good read. Can't say I feel sorry for the driver of the Bimmer. If you're going to follow that close, you can expect to find unexpected surprises coming your way (whether underneath the lifted X in front of you, or suddenly stopping traffic).

Of course, I'm still a little leary of the whole story. Carlton, you didn't install that trap door under your rear seat yet, did you? Just wondering if you were on the way home from picking up some firewood and.....