I thought this was pretty funny, I thought the whole "freedom fries" stuff was over, but I guess it takes a while for those cheese-heads to get it. The following is from a menu at "Julie's Cafe and Catering" in Green Bay, WI that my dad picked up while passing through there recently (he brought back several, he knew we would get a kick out of this):

"... Freedom Toast Countrystyle & Sausage"
"... Texas-cut Freedom Toast"
"... Stuffed Freedom Toast"
"... Freedom Toast Sticks"

Fortunately, the kids can still eat:

"... French Toast Stixs & Links"

I'm consider myself fortunate that I don't live in Wisconsin (I spent a year there one week)