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Originally posted by Bobby_X:
lol. It's always funny when people come and bitch about how much cops suck. It's always *AFTER THEY'VE BROKEN THE LAW!*
So two guys get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up to the driver and smacks him in the head. The driver asks why he did that, and the trooper answers "That's for not having your license and registration out and ready for me by the time I got to the car". The trooper then walks around the car and smacks the passenger in the head. The passenger asks why he did that, and the trooper answers "That's for when after you leave and get a mile up the road and say - Man, I wish he'd have tried that shit on me!"