Is that what you have at your house, penis magazines? Is this part of the liberal deviant in training program? I'm sorry you have a son too. I feel sorry for any kid whose parents don't care about or want to protect the innocence of childhood.

At what age will you start explaining the penis to him? You might as well start at 4 years old. That way he can be one of the cool "progressive" kids in kindergarten. After all you want him to impress the teachers in the public school you will be sending him. They start teaching tolerance and acceptance of deviant lifestyles in public schools at an early age. I'm sure you want him to get a good mark and have a thorough knowledge of the subject matter. I can only imagine your embarassment when socializing with your liberal friends if your son recieved a failing grade in "Bathhouse 101".