Very entertaining. Maybe I was a smart kid or just a major dork, but back when I was young, when we were going to do somehting stupid at night that would potentially involve crossing the lines of legal activities, we didn't use really bright head lights to see what we were doing. Invest in some cheap night vision goggles. To be really stealthy, put red and blue cellophane over your parking lights - gives off a pseudo-IR wavelength. Also, how the hell do you get an Xterra stuck in a parking lot? The only time I got mine stuck was when we had a road drift over with 2ft of snow and I high centered. Didn't need a car to pull me out, that's for sure. I sure as hell wouldn't tape something like that and would die before allowing it to be posted on the internet.