I'm trying to figure out which on Claus A Christensen is:

The little brother that you had to pay off so that he doesn't tell your parents that he saw a naked girl in your room when he walked in on you knowing that he was fucking with you when you were a kid.

Or:

The fat girl in kindergarden that you would do the slightest little thing to annoy that would respond in the loudest most noticable attention getting voice that she could just to get you in trouble.

Or:

The kid who wasn't geeky enough to hang out with the geeks and not cool enough to hang out with anyone else that tried desperately to belong only to find himself on the outside looking in at every social group he ever attempted to be a part of.

Or perhaps ,

The over sensitive whiner that we all know that makes a big huge deal about everything just to draw attention on himself because his philosophy is - Negative attention focused on me is still attention focused on me.

OR:

A woman trapped in a man's body.

Or lastly:

A Fucking Pussy.