-...you get pissed off when you have to turn on the defroster...because you know the stupid AC is going to be on until you park.

-...you can't wait for it to snow so you can use your 4x4 on the road.

-...your imaginary happy place includes a Super Black X glinting in the sun.

-...you can spend 20 minutes complaining about places to put change in your X.

-...you grumble about watching the gas gauge drop while you continue to do 75 on the highway.

-When, after all the whining, you and your X look at each other and remember all the reasons you fell in love.