Originally posted by RIE:
[b]* When you name your X, "Catcher" and in hourly conversations, even with strangers, referr to your X by name. Leaving people worried about your amount of commitment to your X.

* When you park your car within view of multiple windows at work, just so you can keep an eye out, and admire Him, during the day.

* When you drive by another X, you whistle and then tell your X "You're the only one for me."

* When being single isn't so bad, because "at least you have great taste and own a X and He loves you."

* When you go to the local car wash, and they all know your car by name. And even ask what adventures He's been in that got Him so dirty.