For some reason, this reminded me of the old Bugs Bunny cartoon where he plays golf with Yosemite Sam... Bugs finally sinks his putt, then counts up:

"Let's see now... uh, hmm, hmm, hmmm-hmmmmmm, then around the tree, that was another... hmmm, and uh, hmm, hmmm to the green... hmm, hmmmm..."

Silence... then, "Uh, TWO!"