I said I had thought about it afterwards and I'm not going to do that again. What the f*** else do you expect me to do?

And no, he probably didn't.

I offered to pay him, and the time it took the jeep to pull me out (from the time he stopped to the time he was back out on the pavement) was right around 5 minutes. That's $360 an hour. I already had my tow straps out and was quick to get it hooked up. He never left his truck. I would help a brother out in a time of need. I would like to think that you'd do the same, but I guess you wouldn't. And you call me a jackass. Jackass.

Oh, I just couldn't help acting on my overwhelming jealousy and envy of you and your monster truck...



Besides everyone deserves a little slack on their first offense, right?

See, lemme splain what this area looked like: huge friggin' lake of deep ass water in the middle of a packed dirt lane along its perimeter. There's about a 10'-15' area in between the lake and the packed dirt that's muddy. What I was doing was basically laps around this lake. I cut the curve too sharp and slid into the mud. Whoever's got to clean up my mess has a lot more to worry about than my 10-foot strip of ruts.

Ain't no excuse, but geez:



F you, F you very much. You're so effin' helpful, I added you to my buddy list. Buddy.