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Originally posted by rift:
28. Crap, I am so ashamed. If only I didn't care so much. [LOL] I think we need to quantify here though. Are we talking huge American country bumpkin kids or starving southeast Asian kids. I'm certain I could take on at least 10 more of them...
Eh don't feel too bad.. my morals would only allow me to flatten 17 of 'em.

If that's not bad enough, I'm also a drunkard and have a 50% survival rate against a zombie apocalypse. laugh