1. Rogain does work, but does not do it like you would expect. It will for sure give you a migraine-like symptoms. It does not really help the receding hairline, but might somewhat cover the cul-de-sac.
2. I heard some reports of Rogain restoring fur on the Lexus leather seats.
3. Hats, heat, moisture and constant scratching can cause baldness.
4. Chernobyl is not really a good spot for often camping trips.
5. If you are going bald at 26, you are fucked, face it. Get married immediately and don't ever look in the mirror again.

Hope that helps...