I still have almost all my hair. Got a thin spot on the top-back of my skull (which I wasn't really aware of until my m-i-l looked over the railing from the second floor and says "Oh, you're right, I can see his bald spot from here!" WTF?!).
I shaved my head once -- ONCE -- in college.
Never again.
I got this Klingon-patchwork-quilt kinda thing going on.
If I go totally bald, I'll accept it. I won't wear a rug.
But I'm not gonna force the issue.
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Does anybody remember laughter?