Originally posted by Auditor:
If you have the ability to grow an absolutely symmetrical and full beard, you WILL go bald.
Interesting. I'm 42 and I still don't shave my face (just the upper lip every three or four days), but I've got a sasquatch full of hair on my head. I shave it down to 1/2" every two weeks, it's nuts.
Just don't do the "comb-over," dude. You won't be fooling anybody!
