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#589903 - 06/06/08 05:42 AM
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Originally posted by MidnightX: Originally posted by zuzuman03:
[b]and whats up with Liz and the dinosaur with the short arms? Because your Liz and its a never ending joke that actually has gotten old and not funny anymore
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#589904 - 06/06/08 05:46 AM
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Originally posted by Mnemonic:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a wood chuck, could chuck wood?
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"There are 7 school kids on a bus. The bus is yellow with 4 wheels with 8 lug nuts. Each child has 7 backpacks. Each backpack has 2 zippers and 10 buttons. Inside each backpack is 7 momma cats. Each Momma cat has 7 baby cats. Half of the cats are white, 1/3 are red and the rest are black.
Question: How many legs are there in the bus?" 2 Cords of wood And Assuming there is no bus driver then 1386 legs. If there is a bus driver 1388 legs
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#589905 - 06/06/08 05:47 AM
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Originally posted by Claus:
Is putting Tirefoam on Offroad tires not like wearing your wifes panties cause it makes your unit look big? (zuzuman) Yes
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#589906 - 06/06/08 05:48 AM
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Originally posted by bpc: Originally posted by Big Daddy Chia: [b] Originally posted by Claus:
[b]How do you make a good Leverwurst?. Lever, Garlic, Thyme, Oregano, Chipotle Peppers and Paprika[/b] Only if you go for the super spice version and add one teaspoon of habenero juice to the mix.
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#589907 - 06/06/08 05:57 AM
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"If I smoke a joint, and get the urge to eat pussy, is that considered munchies"
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#589908 - 06/06/08 06:21 AM
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#589909 - 06/06/08 06:58 AM
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Originally posted by MidnightX: Originally posted by zuzuman03:
[b]and whats up with Liz and the dinosaur with the short arms? Its the XOC equivalent of "hot grits and natalie portman".
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#589910 - 06/06/08 08:26 AM
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Its the XOC equivalent of "hot grits and natalie portman". Hmmm, interesting combo... Did the plane on the treadmill ever take off?
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#589911 - 06/06/08 08:39 AM
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What makes anyone think that Scott has the brain power to answer any of these questions? ![[Wave]](graemlins/wave.gif)
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#589912 - 06/06/08 09:30 AM
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What has America given the world apart from George Bush, Cheerios, and the ThighMaster?
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#589913 - 06/06/08 09:39 AM
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how many times do you need to crossbreed a zebra and a hippo to get a striped hippo?
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#589914 - 06/06/08 10:14 AM
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Originally posted by ShowtimeX:
"If I smoke a joint, and get the urge to eat pussy, is that considered munchies" Yes it is.
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#589915 - 06/06/08 10:15 AM
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Originally posted by Gonzo: [b]Its the XOC equivalent of "hot grits and natalie portman".
Did the plane on the treadmill ever take off?[/b]Yes it did. Dont you watch TV
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#589916 - 06/06/08 10:17 AM
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Originally posted by Desert_Rat: What makes anyone think that Scott has the brain power to answer any of these questions?
Unlike the majority of people on XOC, my thinking isn't inhibited by drugs or alcohol
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#589917 - 06/06/08 10:19 AM
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Originally posted by Skatchkins:
What has America given the world apart from George Bush, Cheerios, and the ThighMaster? Ricers
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#589918 - 06/06/08 10:20 AM
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Originally posted by Yasha:
how many times do you need to crossbreed a zebra and a hippo to get a striped hippo? It will take approxemetly 37 times to get it right. I cam to that conclusion because only dumb rednecks would try it and it would take them that long to finally figure out that they shouldnt get a zebra to fuck a hippo.
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#589921 - 06/06/08 11:34 AM
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I have seven vehicles in my group, do I need a special use permit?
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#589922 - 06/06/08 12:20 PM
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Originally posted by NY Madman:
Is Lindsay Lohan really a lesbian?
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Can Clint Eastwood at his advanced age, still beat the shit out of Spike Lee? Actually Lindsay Lohan is a gay man trapped in a womans boyd. And yes Clint could still whoop spike lees ass.
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#589923 - 06/06/08 12:22 PM
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Originally posted by defibvt: Why is your penis so small?  Why u been in my bathroom
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#589924 - 06/06/08 12:23 PM
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Originally posted by ndxterra:
I have seven vehicles in my group, do I need a special use permit? Yes its called a lucky Seven permit. All you need to do is paypal 7,777 Dollars to q_ball80@yahoo.com and I will issue a life time Lucky Seven permit
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#589925 - 06/06/08 12:47 PM
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How many Ninjas are lurking in this thread?
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#589926 - 06/06/08 01:00 PM
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Originally posted by RedX: Originally posted by Big Daddy Chia: [b] Originally posted by Chris Mc:
[b]42? 7x6[/b]  [/b]You guys are slow. 42 is the answer to EVERYTHING.
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#589927 - 06/06/08 06:11 PM
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Originally posted by Skatchkins:
How many Ninjas are lurking in this thread? 235
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