Bitches and gentlemen, the President of the United States of America...

LISTEN UP, BITCHES. YOU AIN'T LIVED UNTIL
YOU HAD YOUR DICK TIED TO THE BACK OF
YOUR ASS FOR TWELVE MUTHAFUCKIN' HOURS.

WHERE'S MADONNA AT? I'M PISSED OFF AND I WANT TO PRESS THE BUTTON.

I wonder what he uses to pin his pecker back....Duct tape?

Fucking OWWW!

This one isn't much wackier than the other R. Paul running....

I was thinking the same thing.

However, this R. Paul would probably be the Barney Frank - Larry Craig "Fusion Candidate".

They like 'wide stances'.