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Originally posted by socalpunx:
Well, the buzzards must signal the departure of the lions. Now the mooselookingstripedwildabeasttypethingies are back in a small pack but they are jumpy as hell.

Vultures: So uhm, you heard?
Mooselookingstripedwildabeasttypethingies: No what?
Vultures: We've had lions around here lately.
Mooselookingstripedwildabeasttypethingy: (looks left, looks right, scanning the savanah) Lions you say.
Vultures: Ah yheap. L-i-o-n , Lions.
Mooselookingstripedwildabeasttypethingy: Crap. That must be why we can't find Steve.
Vultures: Was Steve a mooselookingstripedwildabeasttypethingy?
Mooselookingstripedwildabeasttypethingy: YEAH! Have you seen him?
Vultures: You could say that. laugh
Mooselookingstripedwildabeasttypethingy:Ah man, he was a good Mooselookingstripedwildabeasttypethingy too.
Vultures:Well, if you wait around another 10 minutes or so, you can pay your last respects to him. I'm going behind that tree over there. You might want to plug your nose when I'm done.