I think my farts are getting both louder / higher velocity and stinkier. I think it's definitely Global warming causing it. My sweaty ass crack here in the AZ desert isn't getting any better with the huge temperature increases we are seeing.

Or maybe the same is happening globally, which is causing a Methane / Carbon Dioxide build up and assisting Global warming! What exactly can be done tho if that is the case, if the world has become more flatulent? Should we go around fining people who fart in public? Maybe the government can tax farts, or we can all be implanted with something that gathers the farts so we can fuel our cars with them!

Now I'm very concerned - I think I'll go buy some Green Credits online somewhere.