Spalind, just shut up. You've already proven yourself.
ETA:: You have no idea what anyone *would* have made of themselves.
Start thinking like a man.
All that shit about "breaking the law" has been hashed over in this thread. Prosecutorial discretion did not disappear the second that the letter of a poorly written law (now amended) was not strictly adhered to.
Seriously, if it was a Duke lacrosse player you never would have said that shit.