Originally posted by NY Madman:
Originally posted by GrayHam:
[b]Pardon me, I need to drive to the Walgreens across the street and idle my vehicle for about 15 minutes whilst I go in and buy something to make me overly flatulent, thereby generating more than my fair share of methane.
Plus, if you smoke, empty your ashtray out the window while the vehicle is moving. The carbon ash is good for the environment and the drivers behind you are very appreciative.
[/b]Also don't forget...on that commute, be sure to gun the engine when starting out.
None of this gradual acceleration pansy shit.
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