I somehow doubt these are really from school kids via their teachers.... but still funny as hell. Especially this one:

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Originally posted by Desert_Rat:

10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.
[LOL] [LOL]
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