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Originally posted by Joe Kanter:
So, TO and his new team, Dallas will return to Phila this weekend. So what are the chances that: 1-he will break a finger during the game, 2-he will attempt suicide during the game, 3-a rabid Eagles Fan will shoot him with a sniper riffle from the upper deck? [drink]
1) 5 to 1
2) 50 to 1
3) 2 to 1 laugh
4) (Death by Cheese Steak) 6 to 1