i really don't even have words for how bad this is.

Clint Malarchuk Accident Figurine for sale

Caution: Gruesome

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the figurine isn't as gruesome as the actual footage.

I got a chuckle out of it. Sure it's in bad taste, but gruesome? It's a friggin toy figurine.

well... i didmt want someone opening it if there boss... or kids were around.

but seriously am i the only one who thinks that's a bit messed up?

should i make a toy model of Dale Earnhardt Hitting the Wall?

think it would sell?

Honestly? Have you met some of the NASCAR nutjobs out there?

shit!

fuck... no one take that idea.... i'm gonna be rich!

While your doing that I will do one of Owen Hart from WWF falling to his death in the squared circle.

damn that would be a cool one... the split second where his head hit the ring post!

i think there is a market here

Joe Theisman?

How about a Tyson/Holyfield bloody ear figurine?

Ben Rothlesburger flying off his bike going head first into someone's windshield?

Jeff Kent "washing his truck"?

Canseco and Mcguire in the bathroom stall together?

A fortune awaits in the figurine market.

Clearly you don't know the nuances of the Earnhardt fan base. You'd be dead is what you'd be, or at least the target for a barrage of redneck fury not seen since the Civil War.

Edited to add: The figurine is sick, plain and simple.

How about figurines of the 7 challenger astronauts?

You'd have what looks like stewed tomatoes on your favorite curio shelf.

ouch...-holds jugular-