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#600572 - 12/02/07 10:55 AM Damn You Top Gear
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Hot coffe through the nose hurts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6MJVzXbqRU

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#600573 - 12/02/07 11:04 AM Re: Damn You Top Gear
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That one was HILARIOUS...had me laughing for a good 20 minutes!

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#600574 - 12/02/07 11:09 AM Re: Damn You Top Gear
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WOW!!

MGJ

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#600575 - 12/02/07 11:24 AM Re: Damn You Top Gear
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Huge balls!
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#600576 - 12/02/07 11:35 AM Re: Damn You Top Gear
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[LOL]

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#600577 - 12/02/07 11:35 AM Re: Damn You Top Gear
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Holy Crap! [Spit]
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#600578 - 12/02/07 11:46 AM Re: Damn You Top Gear
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I did not watch the video at the top of the page but i will say this as a guess for what it was:

They've got three religions down here: George Bush, God, and Country & Western, in that order, ascending order.

In certain parts of America, people have begun to mate with vegetables

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#600579 - 12/02/07 11:47 AM Re: Damn You Top Gear
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Is that for real?

American's everywhere should be asshamed.
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#600580 - 12/02/07 12:08 PM Re: Damn You Top Gear
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Why should we be ashamed? If we cant laugh at rednecks or ourselves (note the difference smile ) WHo can we laugh at?

I say that was goddam funny!

ass-hamed? KJ_dragon ? Freudian slip perhaps?

MGJ

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#600581 - 12/02/07 12:15 PM Re: Damn You Top Gear
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ass-hamed? KJ_dragon ? Freudian slip perhaps?

MGJ
DOH
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#600582 - 12/02/07 12:18 PM Re: Damn You Top Gear
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I wonder if the producers submitted those tapes to the local law and pressed assault charges.

We should be asshamed cause Top Gear is a popular show watched by lots and lots of people worldwide. The show didn't create anything we didn't already know - but it reinforced it pretty good.
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#600583 - 12/02/07 12:32 PM Re: Damn You Top Gear
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ok.. what is the difference between what they just did and someone coming on to this forum asking a dumb question and getting flamed?? The only difference is the Top Gear crew accomplished what they came for. Btw I think that is hilarious..

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#600584 - 12/02/07 12:44 PM Re: Damn You Top Gear
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There is no reason we all should be ashamed.

Those British assholes got the reaction they were looking for. The reaction they were hoping for. (Plus how do we know the redneck reaction wasn't staged by the show itself?. It's television and very little on television is real).

The people who should be ashamed of themselves are those people from the TV show. They deliberately wanted to portray this country in a certain manner.

They could have just as easily gone to San Francisco and painted signs like "Bush/Cheney", "The Environment Sucks", or "I Support Israel" and the left wing lunatics there would react very negatively.

But, they wanted to make a specific portrayal of this country.

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#600585 - 12/02/07 12:51 PM Re: Damn You Top Gear
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Originally posted by NY Madman:
There is no reason we all should be ashamed.

Those British assholes got the reaction they were looking for. The reaction they were hoping for. (Plus how do we know the redneck reaction wasn't staged by the show itself?. It's television and very little on television is real).

The people who should be ashamed of themselves are those people from the TV show. They deliberately wanted to portray this country in a certain manner.

They could have just as easily gone to San Francisco and painted signs like "Bush/Cheney", "The Environment Sucks", or "I Support Israel" and the left wing lunatics there would react very negatively.

But, they wanted to make a specific portrayal of this country.
Madman you want to test this theory?? laugh

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#600586 - 12/02/07 01:02 PM Re: Damn You Top Gear
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Madman you want to test this theory?? laugh
Are you asking me would I drive around San Francisco with "Bush/Cheney", "The Environment Sucks", and "I Support Israel" signs painted on a vehicle?

That would be just as funny as the redneck thing. The reactions might be even better and more crazed.

For a TV show I would probably do it.

However, Don't hold your breath waiting for that British TV show to do something like that.

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#600587 - 12/02/07 01:14 PM Re: Damn You Top Gear
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I sincerely doubt that they would chase down the cars and pelt them with rocks.

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#600588 - 12/02/07 01:27 PM Re: Damn You Top Gear
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Instead they'd throw lattes and patchouli bottles at you. Then they'd wipe their ass with the American flag.

There's just not any rocks laying around in SF.

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#600589 - 12/02/07 01:37 PM Re: Damn You Top Gear
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I sincerely doubt that they would chase down the cars and pelt them with rocks.
Pretty close though. We have an underground railroad, of sorts, set up at the bridges. As soon as you pay your toll it scans your tag number, traces you voting record, cross references you medical history and then alerts our liberal media. We are all issued pagers and whomever is closest gets alerted as to your location and we are then dispatched to block the exits on the 101 and 280. Its called the RDS; the Redneck Defense System. Pretty high tech stuff, Google and that type o' shit.

C'mon over Madman, you can stay at my place.
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#600590 - 12/02/07 01:40 PM Re: Damn You Top Gear
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^ [Spit]

Forget the video.. the past few comments have been priceless! [ThumbsUp]

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#600591 - 12/02/07 01:49 PM Re: Damn You Top Gear
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That was pretty damn funny. [ThumbsUp]
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#600592 - 12/02/07 01:57 PM Re: Damn You Top Gear
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Originally posted by xterrapin:

Pretty close though. We have an underground railroad, of sorts, set up at the bridges. As soon as you pay your toll it scans your tag number, traces you voting record, cross references you medical history and then alerts our liberal media. We are all issued pagers and whomever is closest gets alerted as to your location and we are then dispatched to block the exits on the 101 and 280. Its called the RDS; the Redneck Defense System. Pretty high tech stuff, Google and that type o' shit.
That was funny xterrapin. At least you've gotten a sense of humor since moving out to la-la land.

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C'mon over Madman, you can stay at my place.
Would I be able to get past the RDS?

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#600593 - 12/02/07 02:04 PM Re: Damn You Top Gear
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Use the secret password, "Federally Funded Abotions" or just give em a joint at the toll booth.
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#600594 - 12/02/07 02:06 PM Re: Damn You Top Gear
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The RDS will except you if you drive a Prius.
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#600595 - 12/02/07 02:14 PM Re: Damn You Top Gear
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Quote:
Originally posted by KJ_dragon:
The RDS will except you if you drive a Prius.
or if you can spell

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#600596 - 12/02/07 02:50 PM Re: Damn You Top Gear
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meant to say *exempt*

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