I have to get my daily fix here, the offline status since Sat. was hard to overcome.

You have no idea. I was disgruntled against the board for a while too but I'm over it now.

Happy Halloween Fawkers!!

WooHoo!!! back in business!

Since XOC's been down, I....

--Retiled the bathroom
--Shaped my own surfboard
--Read War and Peace (The Free Bird Edition, not the fucking Readers' Digest Abridged Lazy-Ass Edition)
--Wrote a 350 page novel comprised entirely of anagrams
--Impregnated my wife
--Impregnated my wife's friend
--Impregnated my friend's wife
--Cured cancer
--Cured the common cold
--Cured a ham
--Quit smoking
--Invented the Good For You Cigarette
--Started smoking again
--Quit smoking again 'cause if it isn't dangerous it isn't cool
--Started my own religion, accrued thousands of willing followers
--Apostacized from my own religion because followers are lame
--And I was THIS CLOSE to inventing the big titty pill, and now XOC's back up again, and I'm doing this instead.

yea, it WAS a long time.....

Damn it Carlton, pull the plug one more time. Shahram's got work to do.

XOC was down?

Hi Steve.

LOL

back again.

yeah...one more day should so it! (Shouldn't it???)

I told a few friends that XOC had gone down on me.
Two of the friends asked me for XOC's phone number.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Shahram:
Since XOC's been down, I....

--Retiled the bathroom
--Shaped my own surfboard
--Read War and Peace (The Free Bird Edition, not the fucking Readers' Digest Abridged Lazy-Ass Edition)
--Wrote a 350 page novel comprised entirely of anagrams
--Impregnated my wife
--Impregnated my wife's friend
--Impregnated my friend's wife
--Cured cancer
--Cured the common cold
--Cured a ham
--Quit smoking
--Invented the Good For You Cigarette
--Started smoking again
--Quit smoking again 'cause if it isn't dangerous it isn't cool
--Started my own religion, accrued thousands of willing followers
--Apostacized from my own religion because followers are lame
--And I was THIS CLOSE to inventing the big titty pill, and now XOC's back up again, and I'm doing this instead.[/QUOTE

That's awesome. I've been wanting bigger titties.

Mine are way to big already. Damn American fast food and lack of Will power

This site needs some viagra to keep it up.

Since XOC was down I thought about commiting suicide...I called the suicide pervention hotline...I guess they have out sorced it to someplace in the mid-east. I explained that I was going to kill myself...they asked me if I knew how to fly a plane or drive a bus...

I didn't understand. Glad it is back

You are thinking of the SCCX site..

Hey now, be nice...if those little blue pills can power a Nascar racer, they're good enough for us.

That being said, cheers to the (relatively :p ) speedy recovery

Welcome back!