How Lance lives strong....

Lance

Live the dream Lance... live the dream.

Yuck. He had it better with Sheryl Crow.

Those little skinny Oleson twins...I dunno. Good thing he's a one-nut wonder. Myself, I'd have to slip it in limp and wait for it to get hard, only to hear the bones crack on those little scrawny beotches.

BTW, can she look any skankier than she does in that picture? There must have been a sale...makeup by the pound.

The bones cracking would be the osteoporosis that set in over the years of waiting "for it to get hard". By that age, the fantasy is over man.