R Kelly was acquitted on all charges today.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/06/13/rkelly.closings.ap/index.html

In commemoration of this moment, let us revisit a tribute by Dave Chapelle.

My wife and I recently stumbled across the full, 90-minute-spectacle that was "Trapped in a Closet" on HDNet.

We sat. And watched. With our chins on the floor. It was something to behold.

Of course, I nearly had a heart attack at the midget in the cabinet. I was laughing so hard, I almost passed out . . .

Top story on the news tonight here... ... ... I think half of the south and west side of Chgo took the day off to sit outside the courthouse to riot or cheer about the verdict.

He can go the way of Tupac for all I care.

Those who can afford the best lawyers....

Meh...